The ad campaign, created by the agency Gale, aims to make a point about dairy in a somewhat entertaining manner. It was directed by Hannah Levy and co-written by Neil Casey, both of whom are alums of the popular comedy show Saturday Night Live.
That explains why the ad is smarmy and condescending rather than funny
Maple syrup is clearly tree blood, so is rubber. but apparently new growth and twigs of many different tree species is edible, so you could make milk out of that. So theoretically you could use pollarding to make tree milk farms
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