• buh [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      He is, he really does smoke crack in real life

        • buh [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          who could forget Lenin's timeless text, Crack and Revolution

  • moondog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    what does having 4 books all with random titles with "mao" in them add to this comic? i get why most of his comics have a ton of words, but this one? is there a minimum word count he has to meet?

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      This is an edit.

      The original comic has:

      The Best of Karl Marx
      How to Steal an Election
      Dementia for Dummies
      The Art of Influence Peddling

      Bottom left reads "Biden's Infrauduration," Quote bubble reads "We solemnly swear..." and it's Xi Jinping not Mao caressing his waist.

    • Ehrmantrout [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      He and his fans know nothing about Maoism, Marxism or Communism so he went for the most generic titles he can imagine.

      Besides, the chuds won't understand the comic if he was swearing to Das kapital.

    • ComRed2 [any]
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      2 years ago

      Don't think, just be outraged. Then get excited for the next opportunity to be outraged.

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Biden: “As that old expression goes, ‘women hold up half the sky.’”

    Trump: "You know Leneen — did anyone ever hear of Leneen?”

    Do I vote for the Maoist or the Leninist?! :sweat:

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      2 years ago

      "Folks, I've got a new book, a new beautiful book - this little red Trump book of quotes. It fits right in your pockets, believe me!"

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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        edit-2
        2 years ago

        Wait trump is the leninist fuck

        "Folks, have you heard of State and Revolution? Very good work, i think more and more people are saything this Lenin guy, he's got something. I am selling Trump copies of What Is To Be Done? in my online store, go buy one!"

        • Vingst [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          based anti-imperialism through incompetence

  • disgruntled_worker [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Chat GPT input: write a speech in the style of joe biden about the necessity of the peoples war and application of the mass line

    Output:

    My fellow Americans,

    As we look around the world today, we see that peace and stability are under threat like never before. From conflicts in the Middle East to rising tensions between major world powers, the threats to our security are real and they are complex. And that is why, now more than ever, we need to be united in our efforts to defend our nation and our way of life.

    But I want to talk to you today about a different kind of war. A war that we must fight right here at home. A war for the hearts and minds of our people.

    I'm talking about the People's War. A war where we, the people, must take the lead in building a better future for ourselves and for our children. A war where we must be willing to fight for what we believe in and to stand up to those who would try to tear us down.

    And to do that, we must apply the Mass Line. We must listen to the voices of the people and work with them to find solutions to the challenges that we face.

    This is not a new idea. It has been used successfully by revolutionaries throughout history, and it can work for us too. By putting the needs and aspirations of the people at the center of our efforts, we can build a movement that is powerful enough to overcome any obstacle.

    We must work together to build a new society, one that is more just and equitable for all. A society where every person has the opportunity to succeed, regardless of their race, gender, or economic status.

    But this will not be easy. It will take hard work and sacrifice. It will require us to put aside our differences and come together as a community. But I know that we are up to the challenge.

    So let us begin this People's War today. Let us apply the Mass Line and work together to build a brighter future for ourselves and for our children. Because when we stand together, there is nothing that we cannot accomplish.

    Thank you, and God bless America.

    • Parzivus [any]
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      2 years ago

      Nice speech but sounds nothing like Biden, could be any politician. Do better chapoGPT

  • Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The best of moist

    How to be moist

    Moist for dummies

    The art of being moist

  • RustyVenture [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Clowns still harping on the mask thing despite our walking corpse of a president literally taking their side and giving them everything they wanted. Why can't reality be anywhere near as cool as it is in the minds of the chuds?