My friend's ex-wife stares at the sun because there's a conspiracy telling us not to stare into the sun and she's going to get to the bottom of it by unlocking her piss chakra or whatever. When they were together I told him he needed to put a parental lock on youtube to keep her from absorbing all of this weird shit that she almost universally believes. Also thinks that the only deaths from the Holocaust are from like typhus fever, and that there are child slave colonies on Mars.
I'm not sure I never inquired about the details, probably processed into soylent green to feed the next generation of slaves.
Here's an article about it
https://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood.
The conspiracy stuff came later when she was a stay at home mom with way too much time on her hands. They dated for a few months and then he got her pregnant because she's aggressively Catholic and doesn't believe in birth control. Then they split up but got back together and had another kid.
I've commented to him once or twice that every woman he's been with has been fucking insane and he claimed he had no control over the process.
This person is into “sun gazing” lol
My friend's ex-wife stares at the sun because there's a conspiracy telling us not to stare into the sun and she's going to get to the bottom of it by unlocking her piss chakra or whatever. When they were together I told him he needed to put a parental lock on youtube to keep her from absorbing all of this weird shit that she almost universally believes. Also thinks that the only deaths from the Holocaust are from like typhus fever, and that there are child slave colonies on Mars.
Can't wait to see what mass-AI-produced ragebait does to this country.
What happens to the children when they get older? Do they become "adult slaves"? Or is it a Logan's Run situation?
I'm not sure I never inquired about the details, probably processed into soylent green to feed the next generation of slaves. Here's an article about it https://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
Now I don't believe this but to be fair this would explain why :billionaire-tears: and :lord-bezos-amused: want to go there so badly
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When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood.
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The conspiracy stuff came later when she was a stay at home mom with way too much time on her hands. They dated for a few months and then he got her pregnant because she's aggressively Catholic and doesn't believe in birth control. Then they split up but got back together and had another kid.
I've commented to him once or twice that every woman he's been with has been fucking insane and he claimed he had no control over the process.