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  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I am more than happy to Yeomi Park this situation

    If you look at a swan the wrong way the king will have your ears cut off

    they actually murdered Barry 63 and have just been using stock images

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      King Charles will execute your entire family back home in the UK if he finds out you said that. You're very brave for speaking out.

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        King Charles fed my uncle to a pack of ravenous corgis with anti-aircraft guns.

        • NPa [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          how did they train the corgis to operate AA-guns? their depravity knows no end

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          King Charles forces people to pull the trains and also to pay outrageous fares.

          • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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            2 years ago

            I heard this story about a british defector, they tried to escape to europe by swimming across the channel, then north to the freezing waters of iceland, then south to belgium, to avoid the military loyal to the king in their big bearskin hats. when they arrived in belgium they had to bribe the belgian guards with 500 pieces of toast (3x the annual wage in the UK) but the guards demanded 1000 pieces of toast, the defector had to give him his usb full of "parnagraphy" (highly sought-after illegal contraband in the monarchies of UK and europe) and make a dash for the free republic of Hungary, where they arrived two years later and were recieved with open arms. source: CGTN