Surprise, another old white guy

Investigators learned that several children were playing hide and seek in the Starks community and were hiding on the neighbor’s property.

Doyle told detectives that he got his gun when he saw shadows outside his home and shot at people he saw running away, unknowingly hitting the girl, officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/hide-seek-shooting-louisiana-girl-neighbor-b59a1232f3fd309e1afd02174026fad7

Injuries not considered life threatening

Folks, it’s time to talk to our kids about staying away from old white people, especially their houses. Not even kidding.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    just wana be a guy at the gate with a halberd laboriously explaining that you cannot bring your SUV in the city

    • Comp4 [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      When a guy in a hummer tries to sneak past the city gates. Stop right there, criminal scum!

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        i might have a halberd but i also have a remote control to the bollards, i'm flipping your ass, carfucker :anarchista-chad:

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          The remote control is activated by slamming the halberd down so it looks like I have a cool area-effect attack

    • please_just_stop [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      That would be a good job. Cars belong on racetracks I think. With some obvious exceptions. E.g. ambulances (cars slow them)

      Basically if you need a car for your job, fine