"Hi everybody," Feinstein says as she makes her return to the Senate.
I don't wanna make fun of an octogenarian in a wheelchair, so please get her the fuck out and put some other Californian disappointment in there. Maybe Kamala has time
"I bet you're wondering why I invited you to the Oval, huh?"
Icily: "Yes, Mr. President. I'm hardly ever here."
"Howdja like your old job back?"
"Excuse me?"
"I want to make some changes."
Jon Fetterman: [enters the chamber with shorts on]
Moderates: "Does he even know where he is?!"
Dianne Feinstein: [enters the chamber looking as frail and vacant as John Demjanjuk pretended to be during his war crimes trial]
Moderates: "This is fine"Oof.
Fake journalists like @kenklippenstein are attacking this American institution - the brave men and women who serve this country for centuries, unrelenting. Even though they cannot manage their bodily functions, they power on, day by day, to deliver for Raytheon.
Does anyone else get the vibe that elderly rich people or politicians look like inhuman mummy ghouls? Regular old people just look like people but what the fuck is wrong with these soulless freaks
In her case I have a theory. She should have died about five years ago. But Raytheon had hooked her up with some extra-primo adrenochrome.
i think it has something to do with the performative nature of it all. regular old people are like "yeah i look like shit, what of it? it'll happen to you too" but rich old politician types are like "i must sink 79.6 trillion dollars into making me look as not-old as possible, it's part of my Brand™" :i-voted:
Love to have representatives who are so old they can not even dress themselves
That seems mean. And— Hold on for sec... I was just told in my imaginary earpiece that The Senator proudly put on one of her shoes entirely unaided. That's progress that should not be discounted or belittled.
Bell's Palsy. Right side of the face paralyzed.
Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's looked better.
Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s looked better.
That's not fair. It was due to Hollywood makeup.
You gave me a posting idea - https://hexbear.net/post/266429
Shocked she isn't in a robotic wheelchair and only communicating through beeps.
“Where am I going?” Feinstein could be heard asking, as she slowly settled into the wheelchair. Her hand was visibly trembling as she took her seat.
“I’ve got something in my eye,” she said, as her eye appeared bloodshot.
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1656390054187597824
She's never looked better
https://nitter.net/pic/orig/media%2FFvytwXeaQAYaIak.jpg
Okay - I admit it. If I had an hour to come up with a parody of what happened - I couldn't do better than that. Jesus fuck.
I don't care what anyone says, the Crypt Keeper still looking that good is genuinely impressive.
Tough to say...Bell's Palsy usually resolves by itself in a week or three. Stroke...not so much. And it would explain why she's been missing.
