WASHINGTON, D.C. — Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Diane Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.
If even the fucking Babylon Bee, a painfully unfunny conservative Onion knockoff, actually manages to get a good dunk on you, you should automatically just be retired.
(That said, they still kinda ruin it by overexplaining the joke in the very first line. You don't need to say the Emperor's actual name guys, anyone who gets the headline's joke will already know.)
If even the fucking Babylon Bee, a painfully unfunny conservative Onion knockoff, actually manages to get a good dunk on you, you should automatically just be retired.
(That said, they still kinda ruin it by overexplaining the joke in the very first line. You don't need to say the Emperor's actual name guys, anyone who gets the headline's joke will already know.)
Lots of satire articles you don't even need to read, they're basically one-liners, maybe with a photo for extra punch.