• FoolishFool [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    If even the fucking Babylon Bee, a painfully unfunny conservative Onion knockoff, actually manages to get a good dunk on you, you should automatically just be retired.

    (That said, they still kinda ruin it by overexplaining the joke in the very first line. You don't need to say the Emperor's actual name guys, anyone who gets the headline's joke will already know.)

    • Quizzes [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Lots of satire articles you don't even need to read, they're basically one-liners, maybe with a photo for extra punch.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    1 year ago

    They almost got the headline right, but chuds are too dumb to know it's a star wars reference unless they put the word Jedi in there.

    Coulda been a decent post if it had just been the headline and image. They try too hard and they're just not good at the satire part.

    I swear to god, they need to hire someone actually funny to be an editor if they actually want to be funny. And they'll throw out about 2/3 of their posts because even the premise isn't funny.

    • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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      1 year ago

      speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.

      Horrible writing there. The premise is great but this is why they can never be the best

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Man right-wingers are bad at satire

    Like holy shit my President Parrot posting was funnier and those posts fucking suuuuucked lol

  • Sea_Gull [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Feinstein then said proclaimed that she hopes to serve in Congress for another 100 years.

    There's low effort posting and then there's this.

    • Quizzes [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Jay Leno was on the air for a long time, and he explained every single joke he made.

      Americans really are that dumb.