Apparently we want to abort any fetuses that might grow up in sub-optimal conditions. I mean I know that I personally will go around and forcibly abort the potential offspring off anyone driving a car with a "Salt Life" sticker on the back of it, but that's all.
I live near the beach. The people who have Salt Life stickers either are insufferable, yet beautiful, boaters for Trump, or live 200 miles away and only come here to get drunk and ruin the beach for everyone.
West Coast beaches don't have any of this shit.
Alas, the South.
Ah, then I understand your vendetta.
Pacific County, WA would like a word