Apparently we want to abort any fetuses that might grow up in sub-optimal conditions. I mean I know that I personally will go around and forcibly abort the potential offspring off anyone driving a car with a "Salt Life" sticker on the back of it, but that's all.

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    They say "Salt Life", but when i attempt to embalm them with natron and give them life eternal they're all snippy about it

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Extreme leftists would have you believe people like me shouldn't exist, insisting that my mother should have had an abortion.

    But, as a Pro-Life candidate, I support the Party of Compulsory Hysterectomies for Migrant Women. We must preserve the existence of our people and a future for white children.

    • Totalscrotalimplosio [he/him,any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I mean if his mother had made that choice, I support it. This makes it sound like radical leftists are patrolling low income neighborhoods with tongs to pull out fetuses if you have too many kids.

  • gundambigtex [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    lmao I got a text asking if I wanted to vote for this dude like 2 weeks ago, and the link preview showed a black dude so I think to myself 'let's see what he's all about'. Got through half a paragraph, closed it, and started trying to troll the text bot

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I'm from the Midwest, I had to google Salt Life. Apparently it has something to do with ocean-related hobbies? I'm assuming it has some kind of insufferable social media presence or something.