- cross-posted to:
- menby
- cross-posted to:
- menby
Also, why don't y'all just use bidet+paper like civilized people?
I remember getting blackout at my friend's house on high school and blasting the wall with bidet water, that experience alone sold me
I remember getting blackout
I've been told this isn't how that works
Not really, but at a certain point where you completely lose any sense of restraint, things don't really feel like they're happening until you've sobered up at least a bit. The thing that sticks out best in my mind is going to the first day of summer school the morning after and throwing up six times in the nurse's office and telling them it was anxiety.
Not like it was wild parties anyways, just some nerds getting drunk at our rich friends house and playing OSRS and CoD4 while blasting Chief Keef.
American here, but I have a international roommate, so just learned the pleasure of a good bidet. It's good guys. I've never been cleaner and I hate not having a bidet when I'm out in the world.
The fact it actually feels good to have a water stream on your ass is just extra
fuck i should get in on this grift by making TP that's literally just sandpaper and market as the ass cleanser for the hardest of operators
"dude wipes" sounds like one of the most unsanitary things ever
also someone more clever than me can make a Pierce Hawthorne joke
Pro tip: You can use a hot water bottle style enema as a DIY bidet.