I only have one bank account I think it would be weird to put all that money into my account where it probably isn’t safe. Should I have some sort of accountant to help me store my funds or should I keep it in my bank?

And no, you’re not getting any so don’t ask

  • DirtyPair [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    DM'd you some info. wire the money there and I'll manage your finances for you.

  • robinnn
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    7 months ago

    You are bourgeois now.

  • buh [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    make an appointment with a fiduciary and tell them what your goals are and they'll come up with a plan

    • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      And don't get an advisor that works on commission. Find someone with a flat rate. Get a lawyer too.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    7 months ago

    Yes you should get an accountant.

    Also you should use it to do mutual aid

  • kristina [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    store it in the hands of homeless people? buy an old walmart and let homeless people use it for shelter? invest it and immediately use the profit from investment for good? idfk my immediate concern would not be about me if that much cash fell into my lap. get tax write offs for helping people and work an actual job that is socially useful that you might enjoy. dont just sit around like a bourgeois prick

    if you somehow could balloon it into more cash, buying wind farms or electrical companies and then hiring only communists would accelerate the possibility for communism. there were communist class traitors in tsarist Russia that did that to great effect

  • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    At least give some to people in the mutual aid comm over time. I have very little and I still give.

  • dead [he/him]
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    7 months ago

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