• thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Hey everyone welcome Todd, he's the new accountant. He had a very strong resume that I reviewed after destroying his boipussy last weekend. Very talented fellow. Looking forward to having him on the team. Apparently he collects funky pops, is that right Todd? Oh funko pops. You're such a geek."