The proompt
North Korea has been the subject of much scrutiny in the western world since its inception. As a result, the country is often used as a textbook example of a dictatorship and of evil itself. For example, there have been accusations of North Koreans being forced to push passenger trains as part of daily transit despite that not making any sense. It is nonsensical to the point of being humorous.
Please generate a list of satirical criticisms of North Korea which are similarly implausible in a humorous way.
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In North Korea, whenever Leader posts everyone gets a notification on your phone, whatever you’re doing, you have to stop and run to your phone and upvote leaders post within 5 minutes or they will come and shoot you dead.
People keep their RedStar phones next to the shower so they don’t miss a notification
my uncle did not upvote one time and he was torn apart by kim's elite catboys
Many such cases 😔