We must ban your :elmofire: treats to prevent forest fires, pollution, lung cancer, other lung damage, littering, and injury.
The power company's malfunctioning equipment that starts 80% of forest fires, the cars that produce 75% of the pollution, the cigarettes that cause 90% of the lung cancer, the COVID giving everyone lung damage, the fast food packaging and vapes that make up almost all litter are all fine though. Tragic about those 5 people per year who get a booboo from forest fire embers, though.
I should be able to camp anywhere I can physically pitch a tent or fit my bivvy bag. In a national or provincial park, in the woods, on a corporate park lawn, in your walls. If I fits, I sits.
If you don't have a home, you can do it, but otherwise I would personally prefer to not have campers in my yard.
It's too late I'm already camping in your hallway you can't stop me
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The British working class fought for and won the right to roam. Now it's time for the right to stop roaming and hit the hay.