We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study!This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our…— Neuralink (@neuralink) May 25, 2023
Imagine allowing a private corporation to implant a proprietary technology in your soul-jello.
:so-true:: "I'm going to be first in line to get my Neuralink, you should get it too! It will help you with being more normal, like me! It will help you be more productive in your job, and it will track you to make sure you only patronize places the 4chan council approves of! Wouldn't want you making Jesus sad, now would we?"
:frothingfash:: "The vaccine will microchip me!"
:so-true:: "I'm going to be first in line to get my Neuralink, you should get it too! It will help you with being more normal, like me! It will help you be more productive in your job, and it will track you to make sure you only patronize places the 4chan council approves of! Wouldn't want you making Jesus sad, now would we?"
The "it's always projection" rule having literally no limit is wild.