We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study!This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our…— Neuralink (@neuralink) May 25, 2023
Imagine allowing a private corporation to implant a proprietary technology in your soul-jello.
YAAAAAY!!!! YES!! ILL BE ABLE TO GET IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE AFTER ALL!!😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
"Phew, after the disastrous results with all those dead and brutalized monkeys I was afraid I wouldn't get to try it! Thankfully decades of Neoliberal deregulation makes it so that won't be an impediment or even a concern!"
"Phew, after the disastrous results with all those dead and brutalized monkeys I was afraid I wouldn't get to try it! Thankfully decades of Neoliberal deregulation makes it so that won't be an impediment or even a concern!"
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Why do empty-inside bazingas like crying emojis so much :agony-minion: