Narrator: String theory offers basically fucking nothing except a woo gap for techbros to fantasize about. :the-more-you-know:

The very smartest A U T O D I D A C T S find out what "penultimate" actually means instead of just saying it because it sounds smart challenge. Difficulty level: leaving this universe. :curry-space:

When billionaire techbros and their sycophantic fawning devotees are so alienated and isolated that they fantasize about escaping the only universe that they have ever known to do... probably the same shit in another one. :galaxy-brain:

The California Ideology has the same methodology as cancer cells. :libertarian-approaching:

  • NoEyed [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    "Next is the big one…the sun is going to burn out, and we have to be gone by that time."

    That's in like a billion years who gives a shit

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Well before the sun burns out, it's luminosity will push us past the habitable zone. Still, hundreds of millions of years lol

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        We can solve that with planet sized rocket boosters.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          If only there was a movie about that :thinking-about-it:

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I'm on team "Turn Jove in to a fusion torchship and fly it around the galaxy", personally.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      They certainly give a shit but their attempt to care about it involves making the planet uninhabitable a lot faster under pretenses of bringing the nerd rapture about to save them all.