I'm glad my beans and corn piss this dude off.
Not paying for weed treatment... Dude ya spray those fuckin chemicals allll over your lawn because nature exists only to be tamed. What's a climate change?
I'm glad my beans and corn piss this dude off.
Not paying for weed treatment... Dude ya spray those fuckin chemicals allll over your lawn because nature exists only to be tamed. What's a climate change?
Genius discovered farming. A racket that famously takes no effort.
sorry tankies, i have over 500 hours on harvest moon. you can make 50 GOLD PER TOMATO. thats what real work gives you
just put it on a box where for the mysterious walking teamster. its that easy
Look at this absolute baby-brained take.
Yeah dude, great advice if you haven't farmed in 25 years. Here in the modern world, tomatoes only sell for 60g. They should be worth at least 100g if prices had kept up with inflation! Now we need to have a side hustle like pressing it into tomato juice.
And even for all those extra weeks of work, Mayor Lewis is still only gonna give us 135g for the tomato juice. We'd need to spend all summer aging it in casks up to iridium quality to make it really worthwhile!
You need to be bribing Lewis with hot peppers. Just... slide one into his dress shirt pocket while nobody is looking.
Look I may have started farming with a third hand SNES I bought for 2 dollars (inflation, exchange rate adjusted) but I have something you don't. Experience.
spoiler
Just kidding I took a PPP loan on the farm and then sold it for 50 million dollars
First you must own land. Second, that land better not be in this guy's HOA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
I was searching for that!