• CarmineCatboy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    My dream GF/BF

    • part of the new gentry class and eligible for the title of viscount of saint francis of california with parasitic earnings above 500k a year
    • physical features generally ascribed to human beings
    • unwilling or otherwise unable to sign a pre-nuptial agreement
    • a personality of some kind which proves they are alive and able to enter a marriage contract
    • likes getting divorced
    • disappears when someone turns on the lightswitch