my dream bf
- 60ft height, 120ft wingspan
- 300-500kt gold hoard
- 270 - 3300 yo
- piercing green eyes that strike a primal fear into the hearts of man
- loves terrorising & looting nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- from a proud lineage that has ruled over the pathetic worms of this world since time immemorial
- good taste (in livestock/villagers)
- good listener & planner
- loves consulting ancient scrolls
- loves me a LOT
y'know, not quite what I was going for but if he's single and/or poly I'd give it a shot
He's in an open relationship with the flatwoods monster and the jersey devil. I think you have a shot.
Reads like a parody of a woman by MRAs, Lmao.
I hope shes a fed or the leopards eat her face.
This is sincere, look at all their replies. People are super supportive of her
My dream gf
- 6ft
- vanguard leader
- 300-500k dead landlords
- laser eyes
- loves Ho Chi Minh City
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (proletarian)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves reading theory
- loves me a LOT
- BORN TO DIE
- WORLD IS A FUCK
- Kill Em All 1989
- Trash man
- 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
The prayer - uttered or unexpressed - of many an undowered young woman is, May a moneyed man fall in love with me! And she is not always over-careful to add, And may I fall in love with that moneyed man!
-- Hints for Lovers, by Arnold Haultain (1909)
That caught my attention too.
The standup comedian scene in NYC alone is insufferable because of some sort of contractual obligation to kiss NYC's collective ass in any skit that begins with "so I'm a New Yorker" which inevitably is followed with a congratulatory speech about how New Yorkers are smart and tough and streetwise and cultured and sophisticated yet rugged and don't give a fuck about anything :very-intelligent:
" . . . he said to me, 'where are you from?' and I said 'New York'...'ahh New York, it's a very interesting place... do you know a lot of New Yorkers who keep talking about wanting to leave but never do?' and I said yes, and he said 'why do you think they don't leave?' I gave him a few banal theories, and he said 'I don't think it's that way at all... I think that New York is a new model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates ARE the guards, and they have this pride in this thing they built, they built their own prison, so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are the both guards and prisoners, and as a result they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they made or to even see it as a prison.' . . . "
-- "My Dinner with Andre"
" . . . he said to me, ‘where are you from?’ and I said ‘New York’…‘ahh New York, it’s a very interesting place… do you know a lot of New Yorkers who keep talking about wanting to leave but never do?’ and I said yes, and he said ‘why do you think they don’t leave?’ I gave him a few banal theories, and he said ‘I don’t think it’s that way at all… I think that New York is a new model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates ARE the guards, and they have this pride in this thing they built, they built their own prison, so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are the both guards and prisoners, and as a result they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they made or to even see it as a prison.’ . . . "
:inconceivable:
The good thing is you pretty much never want anything to do with these kinds of people romance wise. They live in their own bubble
300-$500k @ 27-33yo (basically fresh outta college / off their mom's insurance)
HAS A MORAL SYSTEM.
Loves the police state shithole that is NYC
Not a nepo baby.
PICK ONE.
Self made man who self made his own position as CEO of his grandpa's fortune 500.
Self-made, kind, has a moral system, and (being as generous as possible) making 300k at 33. ha, and I want a dog that does kendo.
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My dream GF
- makes me feel safe and taken care of
- Very affectionate
- Tells me what to do
- Kinky domme
- pretty
- thinks I'm really really cute
- lets me be the little spoon
I don't know what to do besides post :bottom-speak: so here are some memes I like
you've heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of dorner with a coroner?
My dream GF/BF
- part of the new gentry class and eligible for the title of viscount of saint francis of california with parasitic earnings above 500k a year
- physical features generally ascribed to human beings
- unwilling or otherwise unable to sign a pre-nuptial agreement
- a personality of some kind which proves they are alive and able to enter a marriage contract
- likes getting divorced
- disappears when someone turns on the lightswitch
Cooper is probably a Mormon name right? She's looking to live some kind of Pier 1 catalog life
self made
I need a man who does not exist in the broader context of society. He should be able to bootstrap reality itself, to create his own multipolar reality from the singularity that is his own consciousness, drifting untethered through the broader miasma until the day when our micro dimensions may finally collide and become one, basking in our dissociation from the material planes of men and all the petty concerns which its inhabitants embody.
Oh, and also he’s gotta make at least $300k/year.
Something tells me "self made" would be the first point of compromise here
