• Othello
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    29 days ago

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    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      6 months ago

      When I bike my niece to school and I see a Tesla coming towards me there's always a conflicted moment of:

      Is it full self driving?😰

      Is it full self driving?🤞

    • JayTwo [any]
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      6 months ago

      Reincarnated as a scrum master into a world without office jobs.

      • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        tech bro 140k software engineer in silicon valley on some app isn't work that needs doing

        • RustCat [he/him]
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          6 months ago

          Maybe, but if you get to fuck around and enjoy yourself, then why not?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      6 months ago

      I guess he never heard the song.

      ---

      You get up every morning from alarm clock's warning
      Take the 8:15 into the city
      There's a whistle up above and people pushing, people shoving
      And the girls who try to look pretty
      And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine
      And start your slavin' jobs and get your pay
      If you ever get annoyed, look at me, I'm self-employed
      I love to work at nothing all day

      [...]

      If it were easy as fishing, you could be a musician
      If you could make sounds loud or mellow
      Get a secondhand guitar, chances are you'll go far
      If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
      People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun
      You tell them that you like it this way
      It's the work that we avoid and we're all self-employed
      We love to work at nothing all day

      Song

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    6 months ago

    There's an intersection on my walking route that I think of as "my retirement plan." No luck yet but at least one car ignores the No Right Turn light on every cycle, so it's only a matter of time.