America is literally suffocating because of Canada’s shitty environmental policy, our hands are clean in this Canadians, not literally, New York City hasn’t had this much dust in the air since 9/11, but this is all your fucking fault leafs! No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.
Seriously, I think we should redirect the talk about invading Mexico to Canada. Like we should use the sea of malding chuds and point them north instead of south. And before you ask, no I don’t respect Quebec, I thought French people were supposed to make good food, your food is literal diarrhea and you slap a 20$ price tag on it. LETS INVADE THE FUCKING NORTH!
Didn’t Canada wreck your shit last time you tried to have a war with them
I'm built different
that was when they tried without the help of New York---i think they've been persuaded this time :sicko-pig:
Yes.
Yes and no. The USA got wrecked during the campaign waged in Canada, but the final battle, in New Orleans, was an absolute slaughter in the USA's favor. (Ironically, the war was already over when that battle was fought, but word hadn't reached the Americas yet.)
They razed Washington to the ground. They get to claim a win for that one.
rest assured that no matter how shitty and ineffectual the US military is the canadian military is even more shitty and ineffectual
That war was with the British Empire. And they wrecked pretty much everyone's shit back then. Honestly it's a miracle we even got a single win against them. At the Battle of New Orleans those redcoats that Andy Jackson whipped were veterans of the Peninsular Campaign, and they were hard men. They dealt out death and were not afraid to receive it.
Canada wrecked America's shit the same way Britain wrecked the Wehrmacht's shit in WW2. They didn't actually do most of the work, but they still try and take a large amount of the credit anyway.
In our defense we were extremely drunk at the time.
The War of 1812 by The Arrogant Worms
It's honestly kind of embarrassing for humanity that the only nation that has ever razed the capital of the evil empire is fucking Canada. Like get your shit together, world.