America is literally suffocating because of Canada’s shitty environmental policy, our hands are clean in this Canadians, not literally, New York City hasn’t had this much dust in the air since 9/11, but this is all your fucking fault leafs! No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.

Seriously, I think we should redirect the talk about invading Mexico to Canada. Like we should use the sea of malding chuds and point them north instead of south. And before you ask, no I don’t respect Quebec, I thought French people were supposed to make good food, your food is literal diarrhea and you slap a 20$ price tag on it. LETS INVADE THE FUCKING NORTH!

  • btbt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Fuck no the last thing we need is Albertans whining more about how oppressed they are for not being allowed to end all life on earth to get their shitty oil that costs 10 bajillion dollars to extract per day

    • ispeakforeverybody [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Albertans would absolutely support annexation. They’ll do anything to own the libs, including letting America annex them.

      • Hideaway [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        The hilarious part is that all the pro-separatist laws they passed because of Quebec would work spectacularly well for Alberta to secede. And since it's not viable as an independent state, being landlocked and all, the US would gain a 51st star on the flag. Alberta is the Canadian cultural equivalent of Texas so they'd fit right in.

      • btbt [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        If Canada gets annexed by the US because of pollution the Albertans would presumably have to stop extracting their dogshit oil and get a real economy for once, which I could see the chuds getting mad about

        Then again, they are chuds so they’ll eventually find something to complain about regardless

    • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Albertans whining more about how oppressed

      Can't whine if they're :gamer-gulag: