lol lmao
I think the funniest thing to come out of the last two years was when the forced impregnation kink subreddit stickied a "We support Ukraine" message
Great, I had to read a Vice article on what the fuck a goon cave is, I hope you're happy.
goon in the australian context, or goon in the actual context of what this thread is about?
because i've drank cask wine in a cave before
Idk, I said the first thing that came to mind. No goon caves here, only playgrounds and stuff
is it a cave to drink goon in, or does the act of drinking goon make any room a cave
Ngl I thought it was a different phrasing for creampies.
It’s what straight people do instead of being interesting
I went looking for the same article, and I wish I hadn't.
“The setup improves the viewing experience by flooding your senses with the most stimulating stimuli,” Benny told me. “You get lost in the screens, sounds, and sensations. You go into a trance-like meditative state of euphoria. You lose track of time and reality, truly living in the moment.”
:yea: Jesus wept
Edit: fuck me there's worse
Several gooners I spoke to said that a cave must be comfortable. Sessions can last for hours or days, after all—the more comfortable and accessible the surroundings are, the more likely a long-haul gooner will be to stay put.
Multiple screens are also a must: tablets, monitors, wall projectors, anything that can cram into a space to show as much porn as possible. Posters and magazines taped to the walls add an air of permanence, some said.
It's like normal internet except instead of twitter/tv/vidya its all porn in all tabs.
When we can't goon in our own basements, the woke moralists have won
Nooooo where will I go to see pictures of the three most heterosexual men in Australia jerking off on the same couch?
I read a craigslist ad for a room for rent years ago where the guy mentioned in the description that any prospective roommates couldn't be too weirded out by walking in to him jacking it to porn in the living room or leaving cum rags laying around. Like how often does this happen that you feel the need to include it? Do you not feel like this is something you could better do in your bedroom?
look maybe he doesnt have a 70" OLED TV in the bedroom. how is he supposed to jerk off for 6 hours straight if his entire visual field isn't consumed by porno? coomers demand nothing less than complete goon immersion
Going to assume it was about Something Awful users spelunking
