" “Hey, if those 9-foot beings come back, don’t call us alright?” an officer said as he walks away from the house and back to his cruiser."

Fucking cowards.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    How are the aliens just hanging around on Earth naked and why do they have magical powers instead of advanced tools?

    In stories like these they always come across more like elves, fairies or other mythical creatures instead of members of advanced civilizations

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      And why would they just randomly pop in on a random family in suburbia? Just to hide behind a truck and spook them.

      Like, there might be non-human intelligence watching us, observing us, but when people insist they saw an alien rummaging in their garage or something, I'm like - fucking why would they?? Nobody in the fucking multiverse cares about your tool shed.

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        It’s the suburban murder fantasy combined with a desperate need to be validated by becoming the first known person to murder an alien

        • rubpoll [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          Surely these super advanced beings from beyond the stars are here to speak with me specifically, about my nightly PF Changs orders and the Big Game