I see the deep pain of your yankee nation. It weeps por un nuevo juez de la corte suprema. Chapos, I am this man. I have waited and suffered many days and hours for this moment. I will finally rise up to my true calling. Yes, Juan Gerardo Guaidó Márquez is your new justice.

So I ask los chapos, what should the first law I pass as this judge be? Do not answer simply such as "privatize all publicly owned oil resources". Thanks very much. 🙏