I'll miss my vagina after I have to put it under lock and key to ensure I never have kids.

Goodbye Ruth Roe V Wade. Hello, Volcel Police. I'm ready.

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    its 2037, the last clean water table in the continent was tainted by fracking last week, my amazon-fresh delivery of certified grade-b insect protein bars was delayed due to fire three months ago, and the war with canada is entering its fifteenth year. im the last living member of my extended family after the disease hoax of 2032, but i wouldnt change a thing. after all, we won the culture wars, and those vagina-havers havent been able to murder babies since way back before emperor tom cotton

    • VernetheJules [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I'm with you on that. I may have disagreed with the emperor's opinions but I still respect him. He is the emperor after all. Don't forget to vote blue if we're allowed to!

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        the emperor doesnt have "opinions." he has facts. this is why you degenerates shouldnt be allowed to vote at all. next youll be saying the vote-motivation edicts "go to far" or that those criminals trying to circumvent the borderwall minefields are "human too"