Honestly, I’ve noticed many people catching 40k references when they come up here
I don't mean to brag, but I'm definitely the most lore knowledgeable person on this site, and I'm talking the deep lore
I'm so deranged I've listened to like a hundred audiobooks and 80% of the Horus heresy books, if anyone wants to challenge me and claim the title of most 40k knowing Hexbear chatter go ahead, try me mfs :sicko-laser:
lmao yeah I'm full-blown warp-brained on this shit, I don't even know why, something about the franchise just clicks for me, I can't get enough of this shit
To be fair, I got a boring job where we're allowed earphones, so it's not like I sacrifice all my free time to Horus Heresy book number 75
No I capitulate, what kind of madman has the ability to read that many Horus heresy books!?
I've only read a couple, but that's because I'm also one of those people that thinks expanding on the Horus heresy and it's consequences was a disaster for the human race warhammer 40k
Brahm al-Khadour, also know as Malcador the Sigillite
Yeah that's right, I subscribe to the semi-plausible fan theory that the emperor is a psychic construct created by Malcador that took on a life of it own, because it's hilarious and better than the ancient shaman theory
A bold move, given that the Emperor's memories of mindbulleting his shitty uncle as justice for him murdering his father in ancient Anatolia from Master of Mankind is one of my favorite lore bits.
Besides, if the Emperor isn't the ancient being everything thinks he is then you miss out on all of his former Perpetual friends calling him a tyrannical fuckwit and then fucking off to go be farmers on the edges of space to try and avoid the blowback of his failures.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm definitely the most lore knowledgeable person on this site, and I'm talking the deep lore
I'm so deranged I've listened to like a hundred audiobooks and 80% of the Horus heresy books, if anyone wants to challenge me and claim the title of most 40k knowing Hexbear chatter go ahead, try me mfs :sicko-laser:
you're a fuckin sicko why would you do that to your grey matter fuck
lmao yeah I'm full-blown warp-brained on this shit, I don't even know why, something about the franchise just clicks for me, I can't get enough of this shit
To be fair, I got a boring job where we're allowed earphones, so it's not like I sacrifice all my free time to Horus Heresy book number 75
As another inexplicable left wing 40k Deep Lore Enjoyer(tm) I've got your back, there have to be at least, like, a dozen of us :xi-god-emperor:
That being said the way most places on reddit interact with the lore is undeniably asinine lmao
Have you considered - the Emperor was right because he was taller than everyone else?
The Emperor fucked up cause he didn't take space capitalism into account, happens to fascists alot
"The Emperor failed to consider"
:long-corbyn:
The true long emperor of man
No I capitulate, what kind of madman has the ability to read that many Horus heresy books!?
I've only read a couple, but that's because I'm also one of those people that thinks expanding on the Horus heresy and it's consequences was a disaster for
the human racewarhammer 40kOh yeah? If you're so knowledgeable, then what's the Emperor's True Name?
scurries to hide Tzeetchian tentacles behind the unconvincing visage of a human debatebro
Brahm al-Khadour, also know as Malcador the Sigillite
Yeah that's right, I subscribe to the semi-plausible fan theory that the emperor is a psychic construct created by Malcador that took on a life of it own, because it's hilarious and better than the ancient shaman theory
A bold move, given that the Emperor's memories of mindbulleting his shitty uncle as justice for him murdering his father in ancient Anatolia from Master of Mankind is one of my favorite lore bits.
Besides, if the Emperor isn't the ancient being everything thinks he is then you miss out on all of his former Perpetual friends calling him a tyrannical fuckwit and then fucking off to go be farmers on the edges of space to try and avoid the blowback of his failures.
You've convinced me, I'm back on the ancient shaman theory
I subscribe to a similar theory, that The Emperor is actually a manifestation of what the Ork psychic getsalt perceives him to be.
what's the emperor's favorite food?
What is the origin of the name for the Rogal Dorn battle tank?