Social media platforms inundated with users amused and bemused by raw vegetables and cold sandwiches

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“It is a handful of oatmeal mixed with low-fat yoghurt, with half an apple and a carrot. If such a meal is to extend life, what is the meaning of life?”

  • Retrosound [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    They degrade very quickly if kept anywhere but a stable 77 degree environment. They don't give any indication they've gone off other than intestinal cramps after you've already eaten the dairy. Buy small quantities.