What's next, deputizing retail workers?

  • SUPAVILLAIN@lemmygrad.ml
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    23 days ago

    That's when you start keeping a roll of electrical tape in the car and covering your lens when you're on the job. "Want me to do this shit? Pay me more; you don't pay me to be a rent-a-cop."

    ...Then keep taping the shit over anyway

    • D61 [any]
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      23 days ago

      Give yourself some plausible deniability, just a bit of oil on the lens and some dust/powdered makeup/etc should be enough.

      "Oh, no! I didn't know that I wiped baby oil and bellybutton lint on the camera lens. I'm sorry!"

        • D61 [any]
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          20 days ago

          Its like dropping belly button lint into a urine sample cup during a drug test.

          Will it contaminate the sample and make the results invalid? I don't know but it couldn't hurt.