"Lookit. Circle wheels are old. Now we got something better. You just have to get used to new tech. That's how it is. Just yesterday I was able to get to five feet - my new record - before I fell over. I wasn't wearing a helmet so I had to go to the ER. But once I can ride again..."
"I did not get brain damage. Here's the deal - I simply have mild cognitive dys-dys-dys-dysfunction. I also have a self-diagnosed case of Biden verbal presentation syndrome. That means at any time I could start to sound like B— When I was boy growin' up in Scranton PA... Oh, shit. It's back. Hit the road, jack. It's back! It's back! It's back! Hit the road, jack...
Crush your nuts on that bike seat hell yea borther.
I think it would be one of those electric onewheel things that people keep breaking their wrists/noses on as they have a similar bazinga market and a similar level of forethought in design
Nah, one of those two-wheeled "hoverboards."
Even more gadget-brained and dangerous.
