"Lookit. Circle wheels are old. Now we got something better. You just have to get used to new tech. That's how it is. Just yesterday I was able to get to five feet - my new record - before I fell over. I wasn't wearing a helmet so I had to go to the ER. But once I can ride again..."
"I did not get brain damage. Here's the deal - I simply have mild cognitive dys-dys-dys-dysfunction. I also have a self-diagnosed case of Biden verbal presentation syndrome. That means at any time I could start to sound like B— When I was boy growin' up in Scranton PA... Oh, shit. It's back. Hit the road, jack. It's back! It's back! It's back! Hit the road, jack...
I think it would be one of those electric onewheel things that people keep breaking their wrists/noses on as they have a similar bazinga market and a similar level of forethought in design
Nah, one of those two-wheeled "hoverboards."
Even more gadget-brained and dangerous.
