CW for article: homophobic, transphobic, but you already knew that. https://archive.ph/YORQM

  • Enver_McTim [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Literally he's the blank slate trope for a reason, bro doesn't even SPEAK, the fucking twink can be whatever you want him to be

    • MerryChristmas [any]
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      1 year ago

      One of those rare occasions where the silent protagonist trope really works. Imagine how much the games would change if Link were constantly going 'It'sa meeee, Link!" in a cheesy Italian accent.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        "It's a me, Lorenzo di Luciano. I search for da parmigiana di Monte del Morte and the pollo di Villa Kakaricco and the pene del Costa del Mar.

        with these fine ingredients, I will make-a the Chicken Parmigiana with Fettuccine Alfredo of the Gods and breaka da seal on their commode. abbondanza!"

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Imagine no further. troll

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU