• VILenin [he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    The “pilot” is the CEO. Everyone on board is a rich asshole

    • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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      1 year ago

      Lmaoooooo thats even funnier then.

      Edit: I swear every time someone tries to add a new guilt tripping detail it turns out to be just funny. "Oh theres a literal teenager on board, how about that Mr Heartless?" and then it turns out the teenager is fucking 19 years old and there with his dad, whos a literal personal friend of the Bri'ish king.

        • VILenin [he/him]
          hexagon
          M
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          1 year ago

          Apparently it’s a combination of the last names of two of his muh ancestors who signed the declaration of independence

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        tbf being the son of an evil billionaire doesn't make you an evil billionaire, he definitely doesn't deserve to die, maybe reeducated, but i couldn't give less shits about the other passengers

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Everything I learn about this story makes it funnier and also more terrifying that it was ever possible