BRO HE’S FUCKING DEAD

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    billionaire brain running through permutations to solve crisis

    • tell an employee to save us
    • hire a contractor to save us
    • let the market decide how best to save us
    • hire an engineer to build a device that saves us
    • pay someone to kill everyone else to save oxygen
    • eat all the other food rations and use the extra calories to out compete everyone else in the marketplace of oxygen
    • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      The ceo needs to build a profit incentive first for them to work together and find a solution that lets them live. If they die, it is simply an action of the invisible hand of the free market, culling the unprofitable

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I do suspect that the billionaire literally did kill or try to kill the two other passengers and the employee so it was just him and the CEO (who is also the pilot) taking up air.