sempersigh [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agoThis is the absolute peak of delusionimagemessage-square85 fedilinkarrow-up1141file-text
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minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear33·1 year agoWhy didn’t they bang out sos in Morse code then? link
minus-squarejackmarxist [any]hexbear20·1 year agoMorse Code is just dumb people shit. Our omega enlightened Billionaire gigachad is sending signals in traditional Chinese link
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]hexbear14·1 year agoBroadcasting an extremely loud, annoying noise every 30 minutes on all RFA frequencies link
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear18·1 year agoOr alternate between SOS and "Shave and Haircut" link
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]hexbear14·1 year agoThe bourgeoisie are human bodies yet to undergo ensoulment, so it would only serve to confuse potential rescuers link
minus-squareNoGodsNoMasters [they/them, she/her]hexbear13·1 year agoYeah lol, it's not like it's complicated complicated, even I know how to say SOS in morse code link
minus-squarered_stapler [he/him]hexbear4·1 year agoWith the benefit of hindsight, we know that they didn't because they instantly became a chunky marinara paste. link
Why didn’t they bang out sos in Morse code then?
Morse Code is just dumb people shit. Our omega enlightened Billionaire gigachad is sending signals in traditional Chinese
Classical Nahuatl or bust
Broadcasting an extremely loud, annoying noise every 30 minutes on all RFA frequencies
Or alternate between SOS and "Shave and Haircut"
The bourgeoisie are human bodies yet to undergo ensoulment, so it would only serve to confuse potential rescuers
Yeah lol, it's not like it's complicated complicated, even I know how to say SOS in morse code
With the benefit of hindsight, we know that they didn't because they instantly became a chunky marinara paste.