sempersigh [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoThis is the absolute peak of delusionexternal-linkmessage-square85 fedilinkarrow-up1141file-text
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minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear33·2 years agoWhy didn’t they bang out sos in Morse code then? link
minus-squarejackmarxist [any]hexbear20·2 years agoMorse Code is just dumb people shit. Our omega enlightened Billionaire gigachad is sending signals in traditional Chinese link
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]hexbear14·2 years agoBroadcasting an extremely loud, annoying noise every 30 minutes on all RFA frequencies link
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear18·2 years agoOr alternate between SOS and "Shave and Haircut" link
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]hexbear14·2 years agoThe bourgeoisie are human bodies yet to undergo ensoulment, so it would only serve to confuse potential rescuers link
minus-squareNoGodsNoMasters [they/them, she/her]hexbear13·2 years agoYeah lol, it's not like it's complicated complicated, even I know how to say SOS in morse code link
minus-squarered_stapler [he/him]hexbear4·2 years agoWith the benefit of hindsight, we know that they didn't because they instantly became a chunky marinara paste. link
Why didn’t they bang out sos in Morse code then?
Morse Code is just dumb people shit. Our omega enlightened Billionaire gigachad is sending signals in traditional Chinese
Classical Nahuatl or bust
Broadcasting an extremely loud, annoying noise every 30 minutes on all RFA frequencies
Or alternate between SOS and "Shave and Haircut"
The bourgeoisie are human bodies yet to undergo ensoulment, so it would only serve to confuse potential rescuers
Yeah lol, it's not like it's complicated complicated, even I know how to say SOS in morse code
With the benefit of hindsight, we know that they didn't because they instantly became a chunky marinara paste.