• Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Don't get in your car.

    The only sane thing he said.

  • underisk [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Right because getting in my car is just the same amount of risk as bolting myself in a leaky tomb and dunking it into the ocean past it’s crush depth. I can see how this man made CEO

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      Right because getting in my car is just the same amount of risk as bolting myself in a leaky tomb and dunking it into the ocean past it’s crush depth.

      If its a Tesla, maybe

    • WhyIsItReal [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      i mean, honestly it probably is. driving is incredibly dangerous, plus you’re putting other people at risk

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    If you want to be safe just don't get crushed by the immense pressure of the deep ocean. Simple stuff, really.

  • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    You can’t spell billionaire without air, which is what they don’t have at the bottom of the sea,

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Please chuds please make a vaporwave image of him with the black sun behind his head with his eyes black barred out and have it say "T H E E X P L O R E R"

  • UltraGreen [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    There should be a ball drop, new years type celebration when the estimated oxygen runs out.

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Nah. They should have that quote from the news where he's like "I got that (submarine) part at Camper World".

  • dadlips
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Honestly what’s even the point of a tombstone if they’re not gonna find his body for probably decades? Would they bury an empty coffin?

  • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Hebactually is right about submarines. Either it works perfect or you die. No need to put in redundant systems because you will be too dead to use them. Which is why subs are a bad idea.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    It's weird and surreal to look at this picture and read this fawning bullshit knowing that what's left of this guy is probably being eaten by hagfish right now. Really drives home the mortal common-ness of what we've all been brought up to think of as superior people.