Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa

Of course he has melon-musk

God we live in such a fucking absurd timeline, and we know it’s only going to get less sensible

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Sounds like we all win either way. Best outcome, they both prove themselves to be physically worthless that that is all anyone remembers (well 2nd best. Best would be a double fatality)

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I don't like zuck but he's pretty fit. I think he'll just beat Musk down and the ref will call the match before anything more than a funny gif happens.