• booty [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I want them to punch each other at the same time and both fall over and die. Is that too much to ask?

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Zuck is choking Elon out on the ground, but something snaps in Zuck's amygdala* and like a snake that has swallowed a catch too big, they can't get him to release. Elon has been dead for hours but Zuck instinctively simply can't stop squeezing the limp body at maximum pressure. The exertion causes him to have a combined heart attack and massive stroke.

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      Cerebellum would be the more accurate region of the brain that might trigger this absurd outcome, but amygdala sounds funnier so I'm not editing the original comment le-monke

      • determinism2 [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        He unhinges his jaw, tries to swallow him whole. Gets musk's entire face inside his mouth and they both choke to death at the same time, lungs exchanging one another's increasingly carbonic air in a futile attempt at pulling in oxygen.

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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          1 year ago

          I don't know, for some reason I like the idea of Musk being slowly squeezed into jelly by an increasingly red and bulging Zuck licking his own eyes to keep them moist. It's so much funnier to me if it goes on for hours than if it's simultaneous for some reason.