• usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    at one point the Americans loaded a plane with nuclear weapons and sent it to blow up Moscow because the base they were on in Alaska didn't have phone connection for half an hour. The pilot only turned around because he saw lights over Berlin. To be clear we were a powercut away from nuclear armageddon because some dipshit decided to look tough by having a light nuclear trigger policy