• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    maybe-later-kiddo maybe-later-honey will smirk and clink wine glasses about this happening to undesirables, but then get really upset when Napa Valley is on fire again.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      "I just read an article and I'm so worried about climate change!"

      "You seem really upset. What did the article say?"

      "Climate change could disrupt wine production."

      "Oh my god!"

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I guarantee I will hear about it soon before I even hear about the fire itself. I live that close to Bazinga Unimatrix Zero. picard-annoyed