• iridaniotter [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Be a Floridian

    Moved from NY

    Got a great beachfront house

    It's really hot

    I can't go to Disney in this temperature

    Finally some rain

    OK this is a lot of rain

    My house in Miami is gone

    It's inundated in liquid shit

    Mfw

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    maybe-later-kiddo maybe-later-honey will smirk and clink wine glasses about this happening to undesirables, but then get really upset when Napa Valley is on fire again.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      "I just read an article and I'm so worried about climate change!"

      "You seem really upset. What did the article say?"

      "Climate change could disrupt wine production."

      "Oh my god!"

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I guarantee I will hear about it soon before I even hear about the fire itself. I live that close to Bazinga Unimatrix Zero. picard-annoyed

  • bananon [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Bro I’ve been in an excessive heat warning for a month

  • s0ciety [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This is Boston erasure. Shit is hot as fuck outside.

    Be careful and remember to stay hydrated, comrades.

  • TheEpicLibOwner [he/him]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    My buddy made the comment the other day that "florida will be moving north" and people will still just tank this and yeah probably. Tanking it includes dying of course.

    Meaning like Florida's climate and coast will just move and the south will kinda scrunch

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      I've been trying to convince friends and family in Florida to move north and they're just not acknowledging the danger. Just like with masking and covid, they can't grasp that "normal" comes with a price they're gonna pay. Future dangers aren't worth worrying about when "normal" life already requires so much denial.

      • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I managed to convince my mom to retire in Chicago near my sister. She was going to stay in south Florida. The more I think about it, she definitely left at the perfect time

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        edit-2
        1 year ago

        My partner has one more year left on her PhD and then we’re getting the fuck out of here. It can’t come fast enough.

        Edit: has not had

        • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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          1 year ago

          rat-salute No doubt. Mindblowing to me that homeowner's insurance companies are jumping ship and people still aren't getting the urgency.

      • iridaniotter [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        It's almost shocking the amount of people moving to Florida in recent years, but then I remember the kind of people who want to move to Florida are the same kind of people with their heads stuck in the sand...

        • NoGodsNoMasters [they/them, she/her]
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          1 year ago

          It's not even just Florida, almost all of the fastest growing cities in the US are places that are going to be hit hard by climate change (Florida, Texas, Arizona). To be fair to people though, I don't think it can just be attributed to people sticking their heads in the sand (although I won't say it's not a component), as I think a fair amount of this has to do with cost of living issues as well.

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I have family down there and I doubt I'd be able to convince the to move back up north. I still talk to people that want to move down there because "everything is cheaper", which sure it is, but pay is also shit. I just hope they come to their senses before it's too latedoomer

  • rubpoll [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    A million Americans could die tonight and it won't be in the media for more than a day or two.

    Americans do not care about the mass deaths of anybody, including other Americans.

    Conservatives will refuse to acknowledge it because it suggests climate change is real.

    Liberals will openly cheer for it because surely everyone who died was a republican.

    And then Kanye will announce he's Jewish now and that will get more attention than a million Americans dying.

    America isn't real - it's just a death cult of people who paradoxically think they're immortal and who also can't wait to die.

    • CannotSleep420
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      1 year ago

      I made that mistake and collapsed from heat exhaustion. And it wasn't as hot as 119° either.

    • Oomfart [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      When the water springs dry up from the mountain glaciers around the world there will be millions, sadly. Then I do wonder if we'll see a war over water in the next 10 years.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Wildly inaccurate map. Anchorage isn't in that dot on the Alaska map. How can we trust anything on this when it can't even get basic geography right?

  • D61 [any]
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    1 year ago

    101F with no wind bayybeee.

    I'm all blob-on-fire 'in over here!

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    My cheap method of cooling is having a spray bottle in the fridge and a couple of damp towels, always having a fan pointed at me, and kinda rotating wet things onto my body and into the fridge. Focus on head and torso.

    It works less well in humidity, but it can still be quite humid and work on a hot day.