stalin-feels-good

  • Owl [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Modern phones are optimized for passive entertainment and no longer come with the necessary attachments to do real work like carpentry and harvesting wheat.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        6 months ago

        Well the USSR was a democracy, not a monarchy. Malenkov became party head briefly because it was uncertain on how party Secretariat would be appointed, that's true. He would have been presumably who Stalin would have preferred. But the central Soviet didn't much care for Malenkov, so they formally elected Krushchev a few months later.

      • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        A great lesson to apply to all sorts of organizations. You actually have to put in time and effort to develop people and have someone capable and popular to hand projects over to.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I'm old enough to know what it feels like to actually hang up on someone when you get pissed enough

    I can only imagine smashing the whole phone with that hammer, hope they made a few replacement parts

    • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      6 months ago

      I remember aggressively slamming the phone down after dealing with a shithead. Very satisfying. I haven't done that for over 20 years. chomsky-yes-honey

      I wouldn't be surprised if Stalin put this in a display case or something, instead of actually using it as his phone.

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      I was recently at a restaurant, sitting at the bar, and some guy was having a heated argument on the phone and slammed his cellphone on the bar as he hung up. I thought he would regret that because he probably fucked up his phone. But, no, dude answered the phone again, yelled, hung up, and slammed his phone again two more times!

      Truly the only loser, no matter the circumstances.

  • plinky [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    this is ideal phone to readjust fetterman politics

  • Egon
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

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  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    6 months ago

    fucking hardcore. mind the sickle though when you pick it up. i hope they didn't sharpen it (it looks sharp!!)

  • D61 [any]
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    6 months ago

    somebody calls this phone

    Soviet Anthem plays