stalin-feels-good

  • Owl [he/him]
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    16 days ago

    Modern phones are optimized for passive entertainment and no longer come with the necessary attachments to do real work like carpentry and harvesting wheat.

  • MovingThrowaway [none/use name]
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    16 days ago

    Damn I never realized he lived to be 74.

    Still died too soon but that's a long life for his time/place/experiences.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        16 days ago

        Well the USSR was a democracy, not a monarchy. Malenkov became party head briefly because it was uncertain on how party Secretariat would be appointed, that's true. He would have been presumably who Stalin would have preferred. But the central Soviet didn't much care for Malenkov, so they formally elected Krushchev a few months later.

        • MovingThrowaway [none/use name]
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          16 days ago

          Yeah that's fair, my knowledge post WWII gets really fuzzy so I can't confidently critique what followed.

          It's easy to claim things should have been done differently, in retrospect after the fall of the USSR. But it's not very useful without careful examination.

      • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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        16 days ago

        A great lesson to apply to all sorts of organizations. You actually have to put in time and effort to develop people and have someone capable and popular to hand projects over to.

        • MovingThrowaway [none/use name]
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          15 days ago

          Yeah tbh. After all he did and at his age, let him rest.

          Plus he could still be an advisor to oversee a smoother transition period.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    16 days ago

    I'm old enough to know what it feels like to actually hang up on someone when you get pissed enough

    I can only imagine smashing the whole phone with that hammer, hope they made a few replacement parts

    • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]
      hexagon
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      16 days ago

      I remember aggressively slamming the phone down after dealing with a shithead. Very satisfying. I haven't done that for over 20 years. chomsky-yes-honey

      I wouldn't be surprised if Stalin put this in a display case or something, instead of actually using it as his phone.

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      16 days ago

      I was recently at a restaurant, sitting at the bar, and some guy was having a heated argument on the phone and slammed his cellphone on the bar as he hung up. I thought he would regret that because he probably fucked up his phone. But, no, dude answered the phone again, yelled, hung up, and slammed his phone again two more times!

      Truly the only loser, no matter the circumstances.

  • plinky [he/him]
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    16 days ago

    this is ideal phone to readjust fetterman politics

  • Egon [they/them]
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    16 days ago

    (approvingly) Saturday morning cartoon villain telephone. The type of phone you use to order henchmen or blackmail the UN or get bad news and then crush the globe that holds the rotary

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    16 days ago

    fucking hardcore. mind the sickle though when you pick it up. i hope they didn't sharpen it (it looks sharp!!)

  • D61 [any]
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    15 days ago

    somebody calls this phone

    Soviet Anthem plays