• Lerios [hy/hym]
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    1 year ago

    some prick bought the house nextdoor to me and is currently right now having it massively overhaul renovated to be an airbnb. hope he sinks thousands into it only to find the company doesn't exist anymore. this is such a nice, cheap, middle-of-nowhere place, some of the lowest house prices in the country, i need landlords to believe this place is fucking radioactive, we're cursed, fuck off. mao-shining

      • determinism2 [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Some robot keeps running around my yard at hyperspeed, riding roller coasters and just cruising through the funhouse like he owns the place.