LLCjak

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      The nonpolitical nonbiased algorithm's bias decreed what thumbnails and what delivery methods are successful, and pushes those to the front which makes them more successful which pressures more videos into being the same way which fulfills the algorithm's biases morshupls

      • IceWallowCum [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        As an aside, your comment is basically Marx's Grundrisse, but it's the (consumption->) production->distribution->consumption (->production) unity of the stupidest "culture" on earth instead of industrial goods

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      1 year ago

      Apparently the people behind sponsorblock just launched a new plugin that replaces thumbnails like this with ones from the video or something that they feel is more representative of what the videos actually about?

      Idk I didn’t download it but I got a notification from them bc I use sponsorblock

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        on the one hand, less revolting soyfaces automatically makes youtube more usable

        on the other hand, i'd never want to accidentally watch a video by someone who does that shit

    • that and the new faux amateur style of videos where the host pretends not to have done research, or starts chatting with the behind the camera crew. youtube trends are so fucking artificial that it makes me dislike channels i used to like. i no longer watch how to drink because greg went from a cool amateur cocktail historian to pure trend chaser for money

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      My theory is that some of them want to be the new soyjak, and become a meme. It's weird but the two soyjaks pointing meme ironically made me like the original people doing the point even more.

      • GaveUp [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        I don't think the average YouTuber is terminally online enough to know what a soyjak is

        They're probably just copying mr beast or something

      • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        The og picture was at least seemingly organic, who is this excited about registering an LLC. I could totally go for some plant based fried chicken right now.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Why motherfuckers think i want to see into their mouth? I'm not a dentist, stop showing your gaping face-pussy at me.

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    1 year ago

    forming an LLC to limit your liability when committing felonies.

    porky-happy "No officer, I'm not liable for this gangland style execution because I'm registered as an LLC."

    bunny-cop "Oh, I see. Move along, then."

  • FakeNewsForDogs [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    He looks like he’s tryna cast a curse on me. I guess maybe because he is in a way.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    "THAT'S RIGHT, TEN TEETH, I WILL GIVE YOU TEN OF MY PRECIOUS TEETH IF YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO. LOOK AT THEIR SMOOTH PERFECTION. YOU CRAVE THEM IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU NEED THEM. WATCH MY VIDEO."