I don't know much about birds but my garden attracts a lot of them so hopefully I'm facilitating my neighbours fucking
best sex in this house comes after a really great session of a tabletop RPG where you're a team of polar bears piloting spaceships full of tesla coils to a cowboy world.
a couple months ago I decided to arm myself with a crow call and a bag of unsalted peanuts to befriend my neighborhood crows. that's been going really well and I am familiar enough with a bunch of them now to have given them names, but the interesting side effect of it is that I've been noticing all the other birds in the area too. i know where a blue jay couple lives, I can identify sparrows and starlings by their songs, and I've seen some really pretty finches. i never figured I'd be a bird watching type person but uh... I totally get it now. birds are gr8
Seductively whispering in my partner's ear, "talk Latin to me"
Hard as a diamond when she replies, "Pandion haliaetus"
If The Umbrella Academy has any say in it they certainly do
🎵 I'm a bird watcher! 🎶
🎶 I'm a bird watcher. 🎵
🎵 Watchin' birds go by. 🎶
🎶 my my my! 🎵
🎵 I'm a bird watcher! 🎶
🎶 I'm a bird watcher. 🎵
🎵 Here comes one now! 🎶
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