In the highest phase of communism, coffee shall be distributed from each by ability to each according to need. But here, as a disciplined proletarian force under leadership of chairman in exile Bob Avakiab here in the heart of empire, the united snakes, the amerikkka imperial machine we must have cohesion as a cadre and must reward dedication, so we will distribute coffee according to work. Here i will use the tools of the fascists towards revolutionary ends (synthesis, as in "on contradiction.") And thus present my Visa signature silver rewards card in order to strengthen supply lines and continue the struggle. May the fire this coffee sparks inside me set the whole prarie alight.

Long live the great proletarian peoples movement and the immortal science of Marxism Leninisn, Mao Zedong thought!