• Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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          1 year ago

          Trot receives their frappuchino without cream on top and concludes the solution to this issue is to form a true revolutionary proletarian vanguard party that can lead the workers and educate them on how to remember customers orders.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      This is just an example for context, not a complete statement

      It takes time to load statements, you can't just jam the references in, they need that certain semantic feng shui to confound the western revionist imperiallist kkkrakkkers properly

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    In the highest phase of communism, coffee shall be distributed from each by ability to each according to need. But here, as a disciplined proletarian force under leadership of chairman in exile Bob Avakiab here in the heart of empire, the united snakes, the amerikkka imperial machine we must have cohesion as a cadre and must reward dedication, so we will distribute coffee according to work. Here i will use the tools of the fascists towards revolutionary ends (synthesis, as in "on contradiction.") And thus present my Visa signature silver rewards card in order to strengthen supply lines and continue the struggle. May the fire this coffee sparks inside me set the whole prarie alight.

    Long live the great proletarian peoples movement and the immortal science of Marxism Leninisn, Mao Zedong thought!

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    If the barista asks if he wants arabica or robusta, he calls her a lysenkoist.

  • solaranus
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • WhiteMoldOptions [any]
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    1 year ago

    This is a frankenstein's monster esque amalgam of better tweets. I am actually insulted by your post