I really desperately need a job right now and I'm not even getting interviews at fast food places.
It's really starting to look like I'm going to have to just lie my way into having a better resume. I have no moral problem with this, but I'm worried I'll be asked to verify things. I did some volunteer work for a library when I was in high school one summer. This was like five years ago. Would I have any problem if I extended that couple months out to a couple years?
Mostly I'm worried they'll call the library themselves to verify. It seems unlikely to me that they would still have a record of this, but I'm not sure.
You don't need a resume to get interviews for food service work of any kind except maybe like cooking
You're probably failing some personality test bullshit on some application and need to work on lying better on those multiple choice parts so that the machine thinks you're a good worker drone
I don't think that's the case. I've applied to about 20 fast food positions now and only a few of them had a personality test. And I'm pretty confident I answered those competently.